Lacey Says This...

My Paul took it upon himself to send out a message to an unsuspecting admirer on Plenty of Fish.com.

As he laughed in the corner I ignored him.
he of course does not respond to being ignored well... So I hear amung the laughs...

"hey... hey.... come read this.... tell me what you think."

I walk over thinking its going to be something stupid that someone sent him.
When I see that it is the Plenty of Fish website, and its the inbox... I realize it is a message he just wrote...


  

He had a shit eating grin on his face.
I walked away into the bathroom as he was screaming from the livingroom "Im going to send it!"

he did.
It didnt bother me...
Though, later that day as I was driving to work I began to wonder JUST what "wildflight" would think about this email.
He sits down at his computer to see if any ladys have written him, or written him back, with hopes that there might be a beautiful woman waiting to let him be their main man.
He sits down and see a message from LaceyCupcakes that has the basting title of
"anal sex?".

I wonder... what went through his head... If he was excited... I wonder if in telling him that there would be no way I would let him stick it in my pooper this might set of a train reaction of depression and anger, which of course would lead to his untimely suicide. I would have to sleep at night knowing I gave the OK to mentally fuck with someone.
And the guy was wearing sweatpant shorts and some thrift store T-shirt in his profile. He looked like the normal sad-sod kind of guy.
I drove to work thinking about a million things that could have happened...
he becomes obsessed and tries to find me... when he does he sets my apartment in fire...
I write him back and tell him "Paul did it." He freaks out and I have a new internet stalker...
He somehow knows someone that knows me... and word gets around that Lacey lets strangers pop her in the ass...
I Just started to go through EVERYTHING... he was a ninja assassin... He has cancer and might only have so long to live... which in turn will make me HAVE to have anal sex with him... I couldnt be the one to tell Timmy there would be no christmas this year...
Oh my god...
I couldnt stop...
and then I just had to laugh.

I did not think about it for a full 15 hours. Until I checked my email this morning.
wildflight's responce is a classic.



lol
i have been known to pack a brownie or two.
you live so far away.
i am fascinated by your ink work.

i like ur crazy style.
maybe i like it because your my opposite.

fred


...
........
Pack a browine or two?....
Wait... When a hot chick writes you telling you she wanted to know if you were into anal and you respond with "pack a brownie or two..." usually after that line whatever chance you had has now gone out the door.

THANK GOD I LIVE FAR AWAY.
My ink work is pretty sweet, I know...
Crazy style?
I look like a fucking dirty hippy biker from the 60's... is that crazy?
Are hippys crazy?
And I am his opposite... Wow... good.

Too bad he did not take time to capitalize his I's. He did however use punctuation. (Paul is fumeing reading my grammar rant.)

All in all...
wildflight seemed to have handled the situation well...

I think Paul has started one of my new favorite games...
Write people on PLETNTYOFFISH.com something inappropriate to see their responce, and of course write about it.

Sometimes I think I dont like people...
and then they act all cute and shit with their responces...


Anal sex anyone?